Embroidered heart by Carla Madrigal.
A cartoon by William Haefeli. For more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/1elvhDR
I laughed and then I cried because it’s 2 in the morning and I’m on the internet…
"You know," Owen said, "I haven’t kissed you yet today."
"Do me a favor. Send this pic to every modeling agency and town, and tell them you’ve found a face that will really make people stop and stare at their products."
ridiculous. everyone knows homeless people are invisible.
Jolene slowed down by 25% is some redneck Mazzy Star shit.